"My Little Monkey Friend."  This little girl came up to me at the night market and I figured she was just going to ask me for money, but she stood in front of me not saying anything, so I looked at her and she points to the bag of bananas I'm holding in my hand.  I asked "do you want one," she says "I want two."  Of course, I gave her two.  Five minutes later I turn around and there she was again.  She asks for another banana so I said "only if you takes a picture with me." She argued that she deserved two for the picture, I laughed and called her my little monkey friend (thinking she wouldn't understand me).  I thought wrong, she started making monkey noises and throwing her arms in the air.